Last weekend my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking philosophical about life, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her: “Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want [...]
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0Short Husband & Wife Jokes/ زوج وزوجه – نكات
س – ما هو الفرق بين الأم و الزوجة؟ أ – واحدة جابتك هذا العالم يبكي… والآخر تضمن للشباب مواصلة القيام بذلك. Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures you Continue to do so. الزوجة : هل تريد الغداء؟ الزوج : طبعا… ماذا أختار؟ الزوجة : نعم و لا. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, [...]
Husband & Wife – Humorous Discussion
My wife asked me to describe her. I said “You’re : A B C D E F G H I J K. ” She said “What does that mean ?” I said ” A = Adorable B = Beautiful C = Cute D = Delightful E = Elegant F = Funny G = Gorgeous H = [...]
How to find a Husband – Nice Story
A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if [...]
Mobile Number – Husband & Wife
Mobile Number A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile number on his mobile as “My life” After one year of marriage he changed the number to “My Wife” After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to “Home” After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to “Hitler” After 10 years of [...]
Husband & Wife – How old are they?
A husband and wife have a combined age of 91. The husband is now twice as old as his wife was when he was as old as she is now. How old are they..?
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