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Software Engineer and his wife – very nice

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.   Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full.   Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name.   Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, [...]

Upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity especially applications such as [...]

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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

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