In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: “You didn’t bring your attorney today?” “No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth.
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0Short Jokes – Very Funny
Q.Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? A.Cut off your head. Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it. My neighbour Bill asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, so long as he didn’t take it out of my garden.
Short Jokes – Fast Fun
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”. Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Short Jokes by Johnny – Very Funny
1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Johnny stands up- we must find & stop her!. 2. Johnny-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Johnny-If only the winner will get the cup, [...]
Short Corny Jokes
* An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"
Short silly joke – Funny
My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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