س – ما هو الفرق بين الأم و الزوجة؟ أ – واحدة جابتك هذا العالم يبكي… والآخر تضمن للشباب مواصلة القيام بذلك. Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures you Continue to do so. الزوجة : هل تريد الغداء؟ الزوج : طبعا… ماذا أختار؟ الزوجة : نعم و لا. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, [...]
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0Polish Divorce – Hilarious Joke
A Polish(native Poland) man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Marriage Lessons – Joke
Marriage Lessons On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
Newlyweds – Joke
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said. “I’ll do the next one.” The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. “I didn’t mean [...]
Want to get married? – Joke
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?”
Facts about Marriage – Very Funny
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes [...]
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