Last weekend my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking philosophical about life, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her: “Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want [...]
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0Policeman beats a Lawyer – Great Conversation
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility… Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’ A: ‘No sir. But [...]
Husband & Wife – Humorous Discussion
My wife asked me to describe her. I said “You’re : A B C D E F G H I J K. ” She said “What does that mean ?” I said ” A = Adorable B = Beautiful C = Cute D = Delightful E = Elegant F = Funny G = Gorgeous H = [...]
What is the Population of India? – Very Funny
The population of India is 100 crore. But 19 crore are retired. That leaves 81 crore do the work. There are 25 crore in school, which leaves 56 crore to do the work. Of this there are 22 crore employed by the Central Government, leaving 34 crore to do the work. 4 crore are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 30 crore to [...]
The Interview Question? – Funny Story with Moral!
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came [...]
Husband & Wife – Hilarious Conversation!
Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.” Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or file name. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort? [...]
Lazy Workers – Funny Joke
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.” Nine hands went up. “Why [...]
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