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The Funny Family – Short Joke

Boy: My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling. Girl: Really? You must be kidding!! Boy: no, no, thats my brother. I am joking

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Brilliant Questions – See if you can answer them!!

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?  (to be give a thought) 3.If what the doctors are doing is practice, then are they experimenting on us? ( [...]

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5 Short Lessons of Life – Nice one

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella… THAT’S FAITH 2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her… THAT’S TRUST 3.Every night we go to bed, without [...]

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Two Words – Short Joke!

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words ofopposite meaning are brought together:- 1) Clearly Misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty Ugly 8 ) Seriously Funny 9) Only Choice 10) Original Copies And the best of all…… 11) Happily [...]

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Universal Office Rules – True & Funny!!

1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a [...]

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IT Heights – Funny Computer Jokes/النكات الكمبيوتر

قمة العزلة : شخصان يجلسان بجانب بعضهما ويتواصلان فيما بينهما باستعمال الأيميلات قمة الجبن:شخصان يتشاحران من خلال الأيميلات قمة العجز:أن لا تستقبل أي إيميل لمدة أسبوع : قمة الأحباط: تعطل سيرفير الأيميلات قمة تمرير الوقت :أن ترسل إيميل لنفسك: قمة التوقع : أن ترسل رسالة للمنتخب الهندي للكريكت تتمنى لهم الفوز بالمباراة قمة التكرار : أن تمرر [...]