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Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness.

Doctor & Patient  Jokes Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness. Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order.

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Doctor & a Fat lady

Medical Jokes Patient: I have spent 80% of my life’s savings on doctors. Doctor : Why didn’t you come to me earlier?

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Medical Joke: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

Medical Jokes Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough. ————————————–

Doctor Joke: “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”

Doctor Joke “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.” “And did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”

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“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”

Medical Jokes “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course…” “Great! I never could before!”

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors .. Awesome Story !

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both groups gather at Pune Station.   Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): ————————————– ————————————————- – 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to [...]

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Lawyer & Doctor – Joke

Billing A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

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