Doctor & Patient Jokes Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness. Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order.
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0Medical Jokes Patient: I have spent 80% of my life’s savings on doctors. Doctor : Why didn’t you come to me earlier?
Medical Jokes Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough. ————————————–
Doctor Joke “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.” “And did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”
Medical Jokes “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course…” “Great! I never could before!”
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): ————————————– ————————————————- – 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to [...]
Billing A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.