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0A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~ Milton Berle
CD-ROM WIFE She is always faster and faster. EMAIL WIFE Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you [...]
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. [...]
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, [...]