

Volvo in India!! – Hilarious!

You decide what to do?

Bike for 2 People??

If customer is King, is the seller Queen?

Comparing which has higher Efficiency??

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)
3.If what the doctors are doing is practice, then are they experimenting on us? ( better go to Engineers)
4.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) Continue Reading »

For English version of this joke, Click Here.
الزوج الجديد يخزن رقم الجوال زوجته في الجوال باسم “حياتي” و
بعد سنة واحدة من الزواج يغير الاسم لـ “زوجتي” و
بعد سنتين من الزواج يغير الاسم لـ “البيت” و
بعد 5 سنين من الزواج يغير الاسم لـ “هتلر” و
بعد 10 سنين من الزواج يغير الاسم لـ “رقم خاطئ”ـ
(Thanks to our Translator, Ahmad Al Omosh, Jordan)
