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		<title>The Funny Family &#8211; Short Joke</title>
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		<title>The Burnt Biscuits/البسكويت المحروق &#8211; قصة رائعة ذات عبرة</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For English version of the story click here. عندما كنت صغيرا اعتادت أمي أن تحضر فطوراً مميزاً من وقت لأخر. و مازلت أتذكر ليلة في تحديد ، بعد يوم طويل ومرهق في العمل ، في تلك الأمسية وبعد وقت طويل ،وضعت أمي طبقا من البيض و النقانق والبسكويت محروق للغاية على طاولة امام ابي &#160; [...]]]></description>
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</span>عندما كنت صغيرا اعتادت أمي أن تحضر فطوراً مميزاً من وقت لأخر. و مازلت أتذكر ليلة في تحديد ، بعد يوم طويل ومرهق في العمل ، في تلك الأمسية وبعد وقت طويل ،وضعت أمي طبقا من البيض و النقانق والبسكويت محروق للغاية على طاولة امام ابي </span>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">أتذكر أنني انتظرت لأرى ان كان أي شخص قد لاحظ , ولكن كل ما فعله أبي كان التقاط بسكوتة والابتسام لأمي ثم سألني كيف كان يومي في المدرسة. لا أذكر بالتحديد ما أخبرته تلك الليلة ،ولكني أذكر تماما كيف  شاهدته يضع الزبدة والمربى على البسكويت و يأكل كل لقمة منه</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">عندما غادرت الطاولة في تلك الليلة أذكر أني سمعت أمي تعتذر لأبي عن البسكويت المحروق ، وكل ما قاله لها : عزيزتي أنا أحب البسكويت المحروق</span><br />
<span style="color: #000000;">في وقت لاحق من تلك الليلة ذهبت لأقبل أبي و أتمنى له ليلة سعيدة وسألته ان كان حقا قد أحب البسكويت المحروق</span><br />
<span style="color: #000000;">فأخذني في حضنه و قال لي ، ان أمك واجهت يوما شاقا في العمل اليوم ،وأنها حقا متعبة، بالاضافة الى أن القليل من البسكويت المحروق لن يضر أحداً!  فالحياة مليئة بأشياء وأناس غير مثاليين. فأنا لست الأفضل في أي شيء تقريبا، وانا افعل اخطاء كثير أنسى أن اهنئ الناس في مناسباتهم الخاصة</span></p>
<p></a><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">ما تعلمته بمرور الزمن هو تعلم قبول أخطاء بعضنا البعض &#8212; واختيار أن نحيي اختلافات بعضنا البعض &#8212; هو واحد من أهم المفاتيح لإنشاء ونماء والمحافظ على العلاقات</span><br />
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:<strong>العبرة </strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #000000;">هذه هي أمنيتي لك اليوم ، وهي أن تتعلم أن تأخذ الأجزاء الجيد ،السيء ،والقبيحة من حياتك و لكن ثق دائما بالله ،لأنه في النهاية هو الوحيد الذي بامكانه ان يمنحك علاقة يكون فيها البسكويت المحروق ليس المدمر لها</span><br />
<span style="color: #000000;">يمكننا ان نطبق هذا لأي علاقة ،في الحقيقة ،التفاهم هو الأساس لكل علاقة سواء كانت علاقة زوج وزوجته، او أب وابن، وحتى الصداقة</span><br />
<span style="color: #000000;">لا تضع مفتاح سعادتك في جيب شخص أخر &#8212; بل احتفظ به في الجيبك</span><br />
<span style="color: #000000;">!اذن رجاءاً مرر لي بسكويت ، ونعم لا بأس بها ان كانت محروق</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"><em>(Translated by Scott Leila &amp; Editor Ahmad al-Omosh)</em></div>
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		<title>The chained Elephants &#8211; Motivational Story</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As my friend was passing by the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">As my friend was passing by the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.</span></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;"> &#8220;Well,&#8221; he said, &#8220;when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at    that age, it&#8217;s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away.  They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.&#8221; My friend was amazed. These  animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn&#8217;t, they were stuck right where they were.</span><br />
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<em><span style="color: #000000;">Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.  Why shouldn&#8217;t we try it again?</span></em></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">Your attempt may fail, but never fail to make an attempt</span></a></em></p>
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<span style="color: #000000;">CHOOSE not to accept the false boundaries and limitations created by the past. </span></a></em></p>
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