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		<title>The Teacher and CEO debate &#8211; nice</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[*The Teacher* The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued,”What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in lifewas to become a teacher?&#8221; To stress his point he said to another guest; &#8220;You&#8217;re a teacher, [...]]]></description>
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The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.<br />
One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued,”What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in lifewas to become a teacher?&#8221;<br />
To stress his point he said to another guest; &#8220;You&#8217;re a teacher, Bonnie. Behonest. What do you make?&#8221;<br />
Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, &#8220;You want toknow what I make? (She paused for a second, then began&#8230;)<br />
&#8220;Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could<br />
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can&#8217;tmake them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.<br />
You want to know what I make? (She paused again and looked at each andevery person at the table)<br />
I make kids wonder.<br />
I make them question.<br />
I make them apologize and mean it.<br />
I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.<br />
I teach them to write and then I make them write.. Keyboarding isn&#8217;t everything.<br />
I make them read, read, read.<br />
I make them show all their work in math. They use their God given brain,not the man-made calculator.<br />
I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to knowabout English while preserving their unique cultural identity.<br />
I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.<br />
Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given,work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.<br />
(Bonnie paused one last time and then continued.)<br />
Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing moneyisn&#8217;t everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention becausethey are ignorant.<br />
You want to know what I make?<br />
I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. What do you make Mr. CEO?<br />
His jaw dropped, he went silent.</p>
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		<title>Do you have a problem? &#8211; Very Interesting</title>
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