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		<title>The chained Elephants &#8211; Motivational Story</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As my friend was passing by the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">As my friend was passing by the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.</span></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;"> &#8220;Well,&#8221; he said, &#8220;when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at    that age, it&#8217;s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away.  They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.&#8221; My friend was amazed. These  animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn&#8217;t, they were stuck right where they were.</span><br />
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<em><span style="color: #000000;">Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.  Why shouldn&#8217;t we try it again?</span></em></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">Your attempt may fail, but never fail to make an attempt</span></a></em></p>
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<span style="color: #000000;">CHOOSE not to accept the false boundaries and limitations created by the past. </span></a></em></p>
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		<title>Woman and the Hunchback &#8211; Great Moral Story!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman baked bread for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra bread on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the bread. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his [...]]]></description>
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<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">A woman baked bread for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra bread on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the bread. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: &#8220;The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!&#8221; This went on, day after day. Every day, the hunchback came, picked up the bread and uttered the words: &#8220;The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!&#8221;  The woman felt irritated. &#8220;Not a word of gratitude,&#8221; she said to herself.</span></a></div>
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<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?&#8221;  One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. &#8220;I shall get rid of this hunchback,&#8221; she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the bread she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. &#8220;What is this I am doing?&#8221; she said.  Immediately, she threw the bread into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window sill. </span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the bread and muttered the words: &#8220;The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!&#8221; The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman.</span></a></div>
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<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">Every day, as the woman placed the bread on the window sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him. She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway.  He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak.</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;"> As he saw his mother, he said, &#8220;Mom, it&#8217;s a miracle I&#8217;m here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole bread. As he gave it to me, he said, &#8220;This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!&#8221; &#8221; As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale.</span></a></div>
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		<title>Prayer to God &#8211; Great Moral Story</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn&#8217;t know what to do, so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn&#8217;t know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, &#8220;You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door.&#8221;</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know how to use this.&#8221;</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">She prayed to God and asked Him to send her help. </span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. </span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">The woman thought, &#8220;This is what you sent to help me?&#8221; But, she was desperate, so&#8230;. she just kept quiet.</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, &#8220;Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?&#8221;</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">He said, &#8220;Sure.&#8221; He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened.</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">She thanked the man and through her tears she said, &#8220;Thank you so much! You are a very nice man.&#8221;</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">The man replied, &#8220;Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour.&#8221;</span></a></div>
<div><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000;">The woman thanked the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, &#8221;Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a professional! &#8220;</span></a></div>
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<div><span style="color: #ff6600;"><em><strong><a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank">Moral: Always have trust in God, Pray to Him and be Patien</a>t.<a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org" target="_blank">He will help us from sources which we never could have imagined.(...)<br/> Continue reading <a href="http://www.funnyfunnyjokes.org/2011/04/30/prayer-to-god-great-moral-story/">Prayer to God &#8211; Great Moral Story</a> </p>
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