Boy: My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling. Girl: Really? You must be kidding!! Boy: no, no, thats my brother. I am joking
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0Boy: My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling. Girl: Really? You must be kidding!! Boy: no, no, thats my brother. I am joking
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought) 3.If what the doctors are doing is practice, then are they experimenting on us? ( [...]
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella… THAT’S FAITH 2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her… THAT’S TRUST 3.Every night we go to bed, without [...]
An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words ofopposite meaning are brought together:- 1) Clearly Misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty Ugly 8 ) Seriously Funny 9) Only Choice 10) Original Copies And the best of all…… 11) Happily [...]
1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a [...]
Last weekend my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking philosophical about life, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her: “Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want [...]
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University