Funny Thoughts

 A famous quote written at Tokyo Bus stand

 "Only bus stops here, not time.

 So don't waste your time. Keep moving with your duties"

 Real time signboard outside John Pinto Undertaker in Mumbai

 "People die for our services"

 In India, parents say "Study well or you won't get a job"

 In USA, parents say "Study well my son or else some Indian will grab your
job"

 Man – I need poison

 Chemist – Sorry Sir, I cannot sell you that

 Man shows his wife's photo

 Chemist – Sorry sir, I didnt know you had a prescription.

 Abraham Lincoln said

 "I may be walking slowly but I never walk backwards"

 while John Benson

 "Whenever I walk backwards, its for a long jump"

 If you want something which you never had

 Then do something which you never did.

 War does not determine who is right – only who is left

 Doctor's prescription for today :

 Cute little smile for breakfast;

 more laughter for lunch;

 happiness for dinner.

 Doctor's fee – whole day think of me..

 A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.

 Never give up coz what appears to be end may actually be a new begining.

 Have a GOOD DAY***