New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Alphabet:
Alphabet:
F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have– in my mind!
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