BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.