EMAIL WIFE
 
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
 
 

HARD DISK WIFE
 
She remembers everything, FOREVER
 

INTERNET WIFE
 
Difficult to access
 

MULTIMEDIA WIFE
 
She make horrible thing look beautiful
 

SCREENSAVER WIFE
 
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
 

RAM WIFE
 
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
 
 

WINDOW WIFE
 
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
 
 

VIRUS WIFE
 
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .
 
 

SERVER WIFE
 
Always busy when you need her.