“Well, I’ll make a deal with you, Jimmy,” his Dad replied. “We’ll talk about this car idea when you bring home a good report card and you get your hair cut.”

A couple of months later, Jimmy brings home his report card. “Here you go, Dad. All A’s!”

“That’s great, Jimmy,” his Dad replied. “But you still haven’t gotten your hair cut.”

“Well, Dad, while making those great grades, I was in a religion class and noticed that Jesus had long hair, all of the Apostles had long hair. Moses, Joseph and even the kings of the land all had long hair.”

His Dad thought about this for a second and asked, “Did you notice what else they had in common?”

“No, what?” Jimmy replied.