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True Nice Equations – lovely, very nice

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman – spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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  • soso

    NOT GOOD

  • bayo adedokun

    so interestng, thank God am not Donkey neither my wife.

  • sunny

    Very good.
    equations are 2 gud

  • Hayam Madany

    wonderfull

  • MOAZZAM

    VERY TRUE!!!!!!

  • huda

    very nice , I like it .

  • Shehu madaki

    Too gud

  • ahmad

    very nice one

  • TALHA

    Wow gr8……..

  • Futoun

    AWESOME!!
    YOU DID A FANTASTIC MATHMATICAL EFFORT HERE *_^
    KINDA TRUE THO!!

  • Aziz

    it’s fair 4 a donkey !!!!

  • Fawad

    Very nice and True. But some time I think its good to be a Donkey

  • hassan jaffer

    hi
    thats the way i like you

  • gulshan

    man gaey taennooo,
    is ka aik aour bhi matlab howa k hum bander(monkey) sy ziyada Donkey k rishta dar hain
    Darvin ka nazria tum nay is naiee kulay say Ghalt sabit kia hay.

    ja mouaj karooo tum ko hum (nishan e Haider aor say tamghay datay hain)

    gadha hona bander honay say tou bhter hay chalo koi sair hi kar lat hay, hahahahahahahahaaha

    any way we are happy that we are Human, thx Allah Almighty .

  • manoula red

    u r absolutely correct

  • manoula red

    you are absolutely correct.

  • Hafeez

    This formula is true for atheist one. Anyone who believes on life after death exempted from this formula.

  • http://www.facebook.com me

    hhhhh that’s for sure !! :P

  • mustafa m dodh

    nice very nice

  • Romey_1984

     very interesting

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