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Software Engineer and his wife – very nice

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
 

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.

 

Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.

 

Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

 

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

 

Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

 

Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.

 

Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.

 

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

 

Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission..

 

Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.

 

Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.

 

Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

 

Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

 

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.

 

Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer
 

 

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  • Bassam Bitar

    Technology has no emotions.

  • AUWAL

    WE ARE NOW LIVING IN A SOFTWARE AGE.

  • MMR

    fantastic joke for a S/W Engineer

  • Shehu madaki

    S/w engineer wld soon crash down when she starved him of electricity(food). Its a nice jokes.

  • sulaiman naseer

    read this very well

  • Fawad

    Its totslly Ausum

  • shajahan.nk

    fantastic i think not to shut down u r line,if it is discontinued i vl try to reconnect u r line

  • Faheem

    nice joke. don’t turn off computer this computer. it is necessary for life. only sleep the system.

  • qaidn

    nice,,,,,

  • Habib

    HIBERNATE (RECOMMENDED)
    UNABLE TO SHUTDOWN !

  • Ashfaque Ahmed

    Hmmm! I think wife must have checked the anti- virus before doing marriage.

  • reta

    she must get some CDs to formate his brain which is his computer

  • Sami A. Elyas

    I just love Njoy Life,always make my day happier.Thanks.
    Sami

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